Something in the middle March and April? A story of course

The story about 3 Pilots ,an Aircraft Accident ,and Cannibal tribe
Dirty joke, if you can't stand this don't read please!

Story about 3 Pilots named Ujang, Ucok, and Tole . Once they are stranded cause a plane crash became a hostage by a cannibal tribe, that three pilots pleaded not to be killed. Local chiefs answer :

"If you still want to live, you must go to the forest and bring 10 fuits that are the same type here. But you only get 3 hours!"

Before 3 hours, Ujang arrived with 10 apples.

Chief: "Well, you've brought 10 apples. Now put all the apples it through your ass hole one by one. If you groan, or make a sound, I will cut you starting from your little thing!!"

For fear of his life drifting, with full of struggle and resistance eventually he strives incorporate apples into her anus. Then ...

First apples get into his anus.

But in the second apple Ujang could not resist pain and moaning pain.

The chief cruelly beheaded Ujang. Take him to heaven.

THEN came the 10 longan fruits Ucok carrying ...


Chiefs gave the same instruction.

Ucok thought: "Well if it's longan, it's easy!"
 
From first longan till ninth is in, but by the time he put the tenth longan ,the Chief abruptly cut off his head.

Then Ucok ascended into heaven where he met Ujang.

Ucok: "Well you're dead too huh?"

Ujang: "Yes I brought apples anyway. Geez it make me sick! Damn it chieftain, the condition really heavy! Then you bring any fruit?"

Ucok: "Longan".

Ujang: "Longan? It's easy, small, and does not make you sick too!"

Ucok: "Really well. Almost all longan I insert all into ass hole. Yaa But then, I suddenly laugh and all that longan I already put all come out.."

Ujang: "You moron! How did you actually laugh?"

Ucok: "Becauusee.... when I going at tenth longan I saw that Tole bring DURIAN ...!!!"


Ujang: "@ # & ^ $ & # ($ & ^ $ (# @) # ** # ^ $ $ ^ Wkwkwkwkwkwk"