Comediary: March 2013

Friday, March 29, 2013

Something in the middle March and April? A story of course

The story about 3 Pilots ,an Aircraft Accident ,and Cannibal tribe
Dirty joke, if you can't stand this don't read please!

Story about 3 Pilots named Ujang, Ucok, and Tole . Once they are stranded cause a plane crash became a hostage by a cannibal tribe, that three pilots pleaded not to be killed. Local chiefs answer :

"If you still want to live, you must go to the forest and bring 10 fuits that are the same type here. But you only get 3 hours!"

Before 3 hours, Ujang arrived with 10 apples.

Chief: "Well, you've brought 10 apples. Now put all the apples it through your ass hole one by one. If you groan, or make a sound, I will cut you starting from your little thing!!"

For fear of his life drifting, with full of struggle and resistance eventually he strives incorporate apples into her anus. Then ...

First apples get into his anus.

But in the second apple Ujang could not resist pain and moaning pain.

The chief cruelly beheaded Ujang. Take him to heaven.

THEN came the 10 longan fruits Ucok carrying ...

Chiefs gave the same instruction.

Ucok thought: "Well if it's longan, it's easy!"

From first longan till ninth is in, but by the time he put the tenth longan ,the Chief abruptly cut off his head.

Then Ucok ascended into heaven where he met Ujang.

Ucok: "Well you're dead too huh?"

Ujang: "Yes I brought apples anyway. Geez it make me sick! Damn it chieftain, the condition really heavy! Then you bring any fruit?"

Ucok: "Longan".

Ujang: "Longan? It's easy, small, and does not make you sick too!"

Ucok: "Really well. Almost all longan I insert all into ass hole. Yaa But then, I suddenly laugh and all that longan I already put all come out.."

Ujang: "You moron! How did you actually laugh?"

Ucok: "Becauusee.... when I going at tenth longan I saw that Tole bring DURIAN ...!!!"

Ujang: "@ # & ^ $ & # ($ & ^ $ (# @) # ** # ^ $ $ ^ Wkwkwkwkwkwk"

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Evan Almighty

Release Date: 2007-06-22
Running Time: 89 mins.
MPAA Rating: PG
Genre: Comedy, Fantasy, Sequel

Newly elected to Congress, the polished, preening newscaster, Evan Baxter, is the next one anointed by God to accomplish a holy mission--walking in the footsteps of Bruce Almighty. Evan leaves Buffalo behind and shepherds his family to suburban northern Virginia. Once there, his life gets turned upside-down when God appears and mysteriously commands him to build an ark. But his befuddled family just can't decide whether Evan is having an extraordinary mid-life crisis or is truly onto something of Biblical proportions.

With no Ganool at all.
Evan Almighty, 2007, old right? Yet not popular, it's a shame. Sound not strange right that name, because that's is another product of the creator BRUCE ALMIGHTY which popular enough if you can say it. That's sad, so if Bruce Almighty can be rated A++, we can still rate this movie A or the worst B++, no A? Why?
Because the ending right is good but not good enough to fill what it filled behind. The center of this story is good enough to make you say, "wow", but the ending just "good".
Well, this movie is funny, yeah, that's not lie, different from Bruce Almighty, Evan will not become the God, the one playing God is the same though. So there's New York's Noah come and spread some crazy story about the big flood which will come, and that's Evan, come with every animal begin to tie up with him, and come beard and hair in his face everywhere, and lame coat, and in this story God himself come to him and make him so some insane work, build an ark, real one here, good story and funny.Hey just see the trailer and we will see, this movie is GRAND !!!

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